Calrissian, sorry to burst your bubble, but if the mukes start to fly; 50 miles isn't going to help one little bit. Your only chance of survival is to move to the southern hemisphere, and even then the earth will be a shitty place for a long time if you survive the initial blasts.

Not a prediction, but something I'd love to watch. Kameltoe stabs Shitler with a big fking knife right in the back at the state of the union address (because the clot shot destroyed the rest of her pea brain) and we get rid of both of them all at once.