I have the same issue, Wineaux. But I've figured out a trick to that. Make your own wine, and do it using the largest carboy you can find. After a few large batches (and the associated hauling of the carboy up and down stairs to rack the wine off the sediment and whatnot), you'll start to associate the smell of wine with the pain of a backache. You can also control the sugar and alcohol levels of the wine better that way. I didn't do it intentionally, but since making my own wine I consume far less of it (it's more enjoyable when I do, but it has killed off my random consumption). It's also far cheaper, and I can hand it out as Christmas gifts.

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