The Squid Gets Slimed
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Posted 2012-03-14 10:50
by Karl Denninger
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The Squid Gets Slimed
 

I can only ask "what took you so long?"

TODAY is my last day at Goldman Sachs. After almost 12 years at the firm — first as a summer intern while at Stanford, then in New York for 10 years, and now in London — I believe I have worked here long enough to understand the trajectory of its culture, its people and its identity. And I can honestly say that the environment now is as toxic and destructive as I have ever seen it.

From who's perspective?  Goldman's?  Obviously not.

To put the problem in the simplest terms, the interests of the client continue to be sidelined in the way the firm operates and thinks about making money. Goldman Sachs is one of the world’s largest and most important investment banks and it is too integral to global finance to continue to act this way.

Oh really?  Look, let's get right down to it -- Goldman isn't the only firm that does this.  In fact, we have over 100,000 admitted acts of screwing not just with people but with court process in the "robosigning" mess.  That's not "taking advantage", it's perjury, and it's not an allegation it was admitted to by the act of withdrawing the affidavits.

Goldman, of course, doesn't foreclose as they don't service loans.  They did, however, allegedly screw people blind with the same sort of crap when it came to Abacus (and other fancy instruments) and paid a boatload of money to settle allegations that were very similar in form and substance.  The Abacus CDOs and similar, related issues revolved around telling people things that were not true (specifically related to the quality of component securities in the instrument, who picked them and why the instrument was created in the first place) which is the essence of robosigning -- the simple act of making things up when the facts don't fit with your goal of "making a profit."

The firm has veered so far from the place I joined right out of college that I can no longer in good conscience say that I identify with what it stands for.

Such a sad song.  The problem is the disingenuous nature of this "confession."

It makes me ill how callously people talk about ripping their clients off. Over the last 12 months I have seen five different managing directors refer to their own clients as “muppets,” sometimes over internal e-mail. Even after the S.E.C., Fabulous Fab, Abacus, God’s work, Carl Levin, Vampire Squids? No humility? I mean, come on. Integrity? It is eroding. I don’t know of any illegal behavior, but will people push the envelope and pitch lucrative and complicated products to clients even if they are not the simplest investments or the ones most directly aligned with the client’s goals? Absolutely. Every day, in fact.

It's not illegal to intentionally mislead people about what you're selling them and how it was constructed?  That's what the allegation was with Abacus, you know.  It's also at the core of the entire ALT-A and "Subprime" lending bubble.

"Fog-a-mirror" loans are not illegal.  What's illegal is bundling them into securities and representing that they have certain credit qualities when you either know they don't or have every reason to know but intentionally avert your eyes.

The textbook definition of fraud is the act of intentionally misrepresenting a material fact to someone with the intent of inducing them to enter into a transaction they would otherwise not entertain, when that material fact (or facts) are then a proximate cause of loss.

Well?

These days, the most common question I get from junior analysts about derivatives is, “How much money did we make off the client?” It bothers me every time I hear it, because it is a clear reflection of what they are observing from their leaders about the way they should behave. Now project 10 years into the future: You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to figure out that the junior analyst sitting quietly in the corner of the room hearing about “muppets,” “ripping eyeballs out” and “getting paid” doesn’t exactly turn into a model citizen.       

What model are we talking about?  Remember, the model for banking in the United States has been for more than 20 years that when you rob someone and get caught the penalty is that you have to give some of the ill-gotten profits back.  Nobody goes to jail and there is no punitive sanction -- ever.

It seems that the model is working exactly as intended.  Of course the problem with this model is that eventually the public may wake up to it and either (1) demand that Congress put a stop to this and that the DOJ enforce the damn law or (2) decide that neither Congress or the DOJ will do so and thus either (a) eschew doing business with said institutions or (b) take justice into their own hands and start decorating lampposts.

I hope this can be a wake-up call to the board of directors. Make the client the focal point of your business again. Without clients you will not make money. In fact, you will not exist. Weed out the morally bankrupt people, no matter how much money they make for the firm. And get the culture right again, so people want to work here for the right reasons. People who care only about making money will not sustain this firm — or the trust of its clients — for very much longer.       

No change will come from the board so long as the people of this nation stand for this sort of blatant robbery.  The fact of the matter is that a half-million citizens are paying 400% higher sewer bills in Jefferson County Alabama due to another big bank getting the county involved in hinky derivative deals that had no probative value for the county and in fact were entered into in part as a consequence of bribes.

This isn't speculation or assertion it is fact as documented by the convictions (and guilty pleas) of some of the people involved.  Yet not only did the institutions involved not find themselves being prosecuted under criminal law they also didn't have to give all the money back they made and unwind the deals at their own expense so that (1) there would be a punitive sanction imposed on everyone involved sufficient to deter it from happening again and (2) far more importantly, the victims would be compensated and not be forced to eat the loss that occurred as a result of the now-proved "beyond a reasonable doubt" criminal behavior.

Oh incidentally, when it comes to Jefferson County Goldman appears to be involved in that deal in a round-about sort of way.  It appears, if Matt Taibbi's reporting is correct, that Goldman was paid off by JP Morgan to stay out of the transaction.

That report, if true, is blatant anti-competitive behavior and thus illegal under long-existent law.

And this is just one example, albeit one that has and is continuing to hose a half-million people for the benefit of a handful of bigwig executives and traders.

Until lawless behavior is prosecuted as zealously when a big bank does it as when someone walks into the corner branch and says "stick 'em up!" nothing will change.  Until the people of this country rise and demand that prosecution be zealously pursued starting with those who have stolen the most from the largest number of people there will be no reason for corporate boards to take note of and demand adherence to the law by the employees of these firms, say much less anything that can be reasonably called ethical behavior.

It will be a sad day in America when the people of this nation finally snap and take matters into their own hands.  Nobody in their right mind wants to see that outcome as the rule of law cuts both ways and everyone, even vampire squid, are entitled to due process.

But if the lawlessness of the last decade and more is not reversed that day's dawn in America and elsewhere is also inevitable.

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Bertdilbert
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TODAY is my last day at Goldman Sachs Obama Administration any political position... It is all interchangeable.

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It's sad when a company can be so corrupt that even a Stanford Business School graduate, who most likely only thought about making himself wealthy, can become disenchanted with a company that pays him a million a year or so.

I'd be more inclined to call this man a hero though if he'd write a book and tell all the secrets and then hand the $$$ over to charity. I'd call for him to go to the AG and report the crimes but we know where that would go.

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Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.

http://www.amazon.com/Where-Customers-Ya....

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"Broke r" is well-named.

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Seems to me that this guy would be a hell of a witness in any future lawsuits against Goldman by pension funds etc etc.

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Cbucket+1

Nothing will change. Greg will get a copy of Jimmy Buffet's "You'll Never Work In Dis Bidness Again" instead of a gold watch.....




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Yep, and 10% of every Ravens and Orioles ticket goes to Bank of America due to the public financing of these stadiums. They never mentioned they had no intention of ever paying off the principal on the loans at the time and interest only finance them indefinitely.

Off-Topic but when Gingrich says he isn't dropping out of the race to help Romney. My bull**** detector went off. Gingrich is spliting the right wing of the party with Santorum. He is enabling Romney at this point to cruise through the south and conservative states without losing too many delgates to Santorum.

I see a big Gingrich payout somewhere in this (cabinet position, cash, ambassador....) Follow the money and there will be a transaction from Romney to Gingrich in some convoluted form. Gotta love democracy. The fact all the conservative radio folks and paid analysts can't pick up on this is absurd.

Full Disclosure -I'm writing in Bill Still or Ron Paul in the general.
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It will be a sad day in America when the people of this nation finally snap and take matters into their own hands. Nobody in their right mind wants to see that outcome as the rule of law cuts both ways and everyone, even vampire squid, are entitled to due process.


It won't be a sad day for me because I've already grieved. It is already inevitable.

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This guy Greg Smith sounds incredibly naive to think there is a chance GS's management will "wake up" and grow a conscience and a heart.

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The truth of the matter is that the bankers are stealing from all of us whether we know about it or not. When "real" interest rates are negative, inflation is a tax on all of our property/labor and is transferred to the bankers through money printing and returns on trillions sitting at the FED.

If people invest in GS and don't know they're being hosed time and time again through Ponzi investments, it is hard to feel sorry for them. I DO feel sorry for the hard working person who saves for their entire life and sees that money eroding away. THAT is the great tragedy.

Some day we will be forced into sound money because there will be no more games to play. I dream of that day.
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I had to write my illustrious and esteemed Senators this morning...

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NEW YORK (MarketWatch) - Goldman Sachs Group Inc.'s executive director and a manager of its derivatives business in Europe, the Middle East and Africa resigned on Wednesday and sharply criticized the firm in an op-ed piece published by the New York Times. Greg Smith, the executive, said in the paper on Wednesday that the culture at the firm is "as toxic and destructive as I have ever known it." He criticized the firm, saying that "...the interests of the client continue to be sidelined in the way the firm operates and thinks about making money." ...

Senator Boxer,
Are you at all concerned that the New York banking Den Of Thieves continues to destroy this country, or have you agreed to turn your back on their crimes as long as the donations continue? It is clear to anyone who pays attention that Goldman, Morgan, BofA and others are running amok with NO FEAR of justice, and the majority of Americans, paying scant attention, still have a growing understanding that the system is built to screw the little guy. Since you have built that system in your numerous terms in office I suppose you have no intention of policing the criminals who threaten the soundness of the dollar and only exist through legalized accounting fraud on trillions in bad loans. I suppose this reeking status quo will go on as long as they (the Primary Dealers) continue to help you borrow from our grandchildren forty cents of every dollar you spend. Since I wouldn't dare suppose that YOU would change the system that has made you the rich and powerful person that you are, I will just say, "Thanks a lot, from the little guy and his grandchildren for your many years of service."

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"Sound money" is just another fraud. Run that crap somewhere else.

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And a "response" from Blankfein:
http://www.borowitzreport.com/2012/03/14....

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Karl,

You don't have to cancel my "privileges" because I will no longer offer any opinions.

I really don't understand a forum in which the moderator trashes people without at least acknowledging certain points that they have. If you want nothing but agreement with everything that you say, why have a forum at all?

You will never move people to your point of view even if you believe that you are 100% right about everything. I have known people who act like that and are very lonely people. Good day to you sir.
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What "point"?

I've refuted this point more times than I can count. Continuing to repeat a lie does not make it a truth. It just makes the speaker a damned liar.

Goodbye.

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That post, and your (correct) response, was pretty depressing, knowing that the American people will not only not wake up, but just demand more free ****.

We're F'd.

I feel like I should go work on my rototiller and double the size of the vegetable garden. I'd be happier.
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If the 'sound money' remark was a reference to Gold then I can somewhat understand your irritation with the post.

I took his remark to mean a stable currency and did not infer any pro-gold position from the context. Just my observation FWIW.


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The guy is full of ****.

Everything was just FINE and dandy during the good times... and now that the financial world finds itself in a world of ****, he suddenly grows a sense of morality.

Reminds me of a "foxhole Christian".... a guy who FINALLY finds his "faith" once he's in a foxhole and under fire.
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Reminds me of a "foxhole Christian".... a guy who FINALLY finds his "faith" once he's in a foxhole and under fire.

^^^ +1

My sentiments exactly. I was thinking the exact same thing as I read the article. Now that things are beginning to look a little less than rosy for some of these scumbags, they suddenly develop a sense of morality.

Rats off a ship. If you see much of this beginning to happen, it means they are starting to eat each other and trying like hell to deflect their own share of the blame for it. Nothing more than that.

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After the international debts fall apart, there will be sound money. People across the world are going to want to be paid with something besides Bernanke bucks. The Fed and the ECB keep going they are going to destroy the working mechanism that gives currency value, it's exchange in payment of debt. That was established under gold and there isn't any proof other than firing squad that tells me it can be re-established without it. Sound money in our economy is linked to sound debt and sound government policies. They blow this up Karl, we will have gold. Also, I stopped reading von Mises Theory of Money and Credit at page 251 and got interested in something else. What Mises said was there was always enough money in the system. I think that is probably true. Only the bankers benefit from more money. Gold will come back if they keep on the track they are on. Otherwise, we will be living under a world dictatorship, an ECU on steroids.

As far as money in general? The money supply needs to be taken out of the bankers hands and put in segregated accounts, where all money cycles. You want to lend your money out, it merely changes accounts and if the debt is bad, you lose, but the money supply is uninterrupted. This nonsense where we have to bail out the bankers to keep our deposits intact is a scam that should have never been allowed. What Bernanke is doing should never be allowed, because the sole purpose of it is to continue the ripping off of America by a criminal group. There is sufficient debt in the system to adequately collateralize the paper money we have as it is. I agree we don't need gold if we don't destroy the system we have. Only that we will if they keep running the game as it is being run.

My main point here is not to debate money, but to talk about these bastards. The administration and the Fed are the biggest criminals in this game, namely because they are running protection. I came really close to punching a friend of mine who got a programming job at the Fed. Trying to hide this fraud by devaluing the money and starting another bubble is the biggest crime of all. The ripoffs are still in the drivers seats.

Yves Smith wrote a book where she described this attitude as being prevalent on Wall Street. Getting customers to screw them. They referred to it as ripping a clients face off. She documented how Wall Street scammed the Mexican banking system into the Mexican crisis in 1994. Rubin came in at Treasury and arraanged a loan so the bankers would get paid. I knew the official story was bullcrap at the time. Talking about high crimes and misdemeanors? Rubin was one of Vomits chief economic advisors. He left for a cushy job at Citi after getting Glass-Stegal repealed.

I was reading a chapter in Alfred Nocks book, Doing the Right Thing. Nock quoted Jefferson, saying" If they ever centralize power, this instituion will be the most corrupt on Earth", speaking of the Federal government. Our only hope is to decentralize power, so we have the culprits close by where we can put our hands on them. Nock referred to literally every person in politics as a scoundrel. He had a lot of experience with them. Jefferson himself mentioned the difficulty of maintaining his integrity in such an outfit. There we have it. We only need look. In that sense, do we really want our gold near these guys?

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Bjonsson wrote:
The guy is full of ****.

I'd disagree with you on that one. He could have quitely left and said nothing but chose to state some pretty harsh truths. His statements are no news flash to the folks on this forum but may do some good for general public reading types
who don't frequent these types of blogs.
As unrealistic as it seems that this will make any positive changes to the squid, I'll give him his due for what he said.

Interesting note on the NYT page, the comments were short lived and the editor was no longer accepting any further comments...Just sayin.

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I presume Mr. Smith will be donating all the money Goldman Sucks paid him over the years to a charity that will be helping the firm's ripped-off clients recoup their losses? Or to somebody that can try and ensure that the firm will be sued and/or prosecuted for its misdeeds?

No?

Then this statement is just*****ing in the wind.

If you want absolution, Mr. Smith, then remember that "absolution" contains another word: "solution."

Otherwise, this just reads like "I got mine, now it costs me nothing to flip the Pierre Trudeau Salute at GS as I leave."

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